Don’t Let The Pigeon Take Over Disney World!
Do you think Mickey would mind if I was in charge of Disney World for one day? I mean, I could sell tickets at half price and make all the rides go really fast and dress up like Snow White and sing “It’s a Small World” and give out free food and all the kids would really, really love me! Awww, C’mon, Mickey! You’re no fun. Love, The Pigeon

